I'm delusional and I don't care!!! (sung to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.")
Harmonian:
I'm delusional and I don't care
My analyses have a certain flare!
Chorus:
He's delusional and he doesn't care
His analyses have a certain flare!
Harmonian:
I read my books, debate and fight,
I go visit the Portkey.
On Wednesdays I read fanfic,
That's just more
true love for me!
Chorus:
He reads his books, debates and fights,
He visits the Portkey.
On Wednesdays he reads fanfic,
You'll find
true love there, says he!
Harmonian:
[In unison with Chorus]
I'm delusional and I don't care
My analyses have a certain flare!
Chorus:
[In unison with Harmonian]
He's delusional and he doesn't care
His analyses have a certain flare!
Harmonian:
I cut down "trees," I bake orange pies,
I like to press Herons' buttons.
Despite what JKR said,
I
believe in H/Hr.
Chorus:
He cuts down "trees," he bakes orange pies,
He likes to press Herons' buttons.
Despite what JKR said,
He
believes in H/Hr?
Harmonian:
[In unison with Chorus]
I'm delusional and I don't care
My analyses have a certain flare!
Chorus:
[In unison with Harmonian]
He's delusional and he doesn't care
His analyses have a certain flare!
Harmonian:
I cut down "trees," hold my head high,
I take canon extra far.
I know what true love is,
More than JKR.
Chorus:
He cuts down "trees," holds his head high,
He takes canon extra far?
Heron:
What kind of goddam idiot are you, you lousy delusional JKR basher...?!
Harmonian:
I'm delusional and I don't care
My analyses have a certain flare!
I'm delusional and I don't care!
Current Mood:
amused